This just in:
A few moments ago my place of employment was raided by one scary looter! She wasn't even hungry! She just used her key to get into catering and raid the muffin tray! Several casualties were reported including this poor fallen guy in the picture. An anonymous participant said, "The ones that are really good are the mushy cinnamon ones!" Although the breakfast eaters tomorrow will be crushed, no one has been taken into custody.
The truth is:
Downtown is a ghost town populated by a few curious bikers who enjoy, like myself, the freedom to ride around without the obstruction of cars.
I am still at work. Work is also deserted at the moment except for some sleepy security guards and me. I'm waiting around for the crew that will be uploading news feed to a satellite.
All the action is in other neighborhoods, Lawrenceville, Friendship, Oakland, everywhere but downtown. Reports of property damage have been coming in all day and I have yet to see anything even mildly rowdy.
I'm gonna go look for trouble.
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